- lorna: it was someone i met somewhere at something
(playing taboo) abs: think scooby doo
lims: do you have dates?
lims: can i have some?
loma: actually no
abs: do you like apple pie?
abs: then you’ll looooove apple fries!
allison: dolphins are everywhere!
abs: there’s nothing pretty about being messy
lorna: you sound like a mom
me: your blue poker chips are glittery? no wait, it’s only some of them..
abs: who has glitter in my house??
abs: i feel slutty
ross: is that a leech on my foot?!?!
richard: probably not..
allison (driving on a winding road): i hope you guys don’t get sick… but i don’t really care
allison: i don’t like getting too tan… cuz then i have to change my foundation
lorna: i wanna see the new oscar grant movie
carolyn: fruitvale station
me (thinking he’s the director): what else has oscar grant done?
*lorna looks at me really weirdly*
lorna: he died
allison: k we’re going home
lorna: are we going home home or to abs’ home?
allison: if he didn’t text back, say fuck you!!
lorna: fuck you!!
allison: but no don’t really say fuck you, say—
lorna: no, say fuck you!!
allison: oh my god! YEAH! SAY FUCK YOU!!