27 January, 2013

things i saved to my phone. and then some.

icontinuelearning:

abs to chinmay: too bad you’re not gay

allison: bless me with your burritos!

everyone: V?

allison: i wanna absorb you you’re so cute!

someone: let’s go to sky high!
catherine: no! if i jump too high i’ll get scared 

romil: a lot of people have misconceptions about their older brothers

kdub: let’s go play some ghetto music
val: oh my god that’s all you care about!!

me: we’re on the same wavelength!
ason: we are on the same wavelength! it’s like i went like this and you went like this and we met at the intersection!

lims: i am responsible! i’m not pregnant, …

me ason and loma’s one-word-each story: once a fool walked to the target where you work on that was close to my car. then there was a giant frog’s heart and the fool ate it and after work the frog’s heart… (idr the rest)

ason: lorna you were walking in a circle going like, karaoke? karaoke? karaoke? karaoke? karaoke? karaoke?

abs: i remember i didn’t go to grad night
chinmay: i remember i watched as ben got “raped”
me: i remember hanging out with you that night carolyn!
romil: i remember i found a flaw in the probability system

me: in sixth grade, wearing the sweat pants during PE was like, a terrible.. fashion mistake…

me: i think communism is the way to go

romil: while you guys were playing mao i have been sitting here not thinking for 8 hours 

some questions nicola asked: what was your first experience with a computer? what is you favorite kitchen appliance? 

15 January, 2013
  • lorna: omg my jacket smells so good
  • sorry kind of a tangent but omg it smells like frsh baked cookies
  • haha this is so weird im just sniffing my sleeve
  • i keep smelling new smells too haha
8 January, 2013
  • lorna: ugh i lost my phone
  • im tracking it
  • but it keeps saying its just in this place in my quad where no one is but the food trucks
  • im getting a little suspicous about these food truck people
  • -
  • haha aah its moving now though
  • idk what to do
  • i dont know if i should go and try to find it
  • -
  • this is so weird its so close to me
  • but so far
  • -
  • k it hasnt moved in a while i think i will scope out the area
  • brb
  • -------------
  • *lorna texts me*
  • lorna: omg i'm dumb it was just in the lost and found inside the last building i was in
  • me: lolll yay!
  • #ldkwgo
  • lorna: ok i accept it now i really am bad at knowing what's going on a lot of the time. my trust in the food truck people has been restored though!
3 January, 2013

preparing for sushi making

  • nicola: umm allison asks me if i have a cucumber
  • and i have something that resembles one
  • but i'm not sure
  • lool
  • lorna: hahah
  • is it squishy
  • if so it might be a zuchinni
  • nicola: oooh
  • yeah ok
  • like i literally googled cucumber
  • lorna: wait can you ask her if i should make sticky rice or what kind of rice
  • haha
  • nicola: you have sticky rice?
  • lorna: i think so
  • nicola: ok i don't think she's understanding me
  • i said should lorna make sticky or normal rice
  • and she was like
  • yeah sure the more food the better
  • and i said wait which one
  • and she said sticky cuz we'll be eating normal from the rest of the leftover japanese rice
  • lorna: hahah
  • what
  • why would she want that much rice
  • ill google it
  • nicola: allison: lolll forget it ill bring all the ingredients and tell lorna not to make the sticky rice
  • lorna: hahaha we are not pro enough for her
  • i was getting all into reading about how to make sushi rice too!
  • i have like 5 tabs open each with sushi rice recipes hahah
31 December, 2012
  • lims: i wish you could have messages with your honks. like, this is a nice warning honk. this is a fuck you honk!
  • loma: yeah! or like, you can go. and, is it my turn?
26 December, 2012
  • me: i didn't know isla fischer was whatsherface until caro rb'd the posters
  • she was not who i was imagining
  • i feel like her portrayal of whatsherface won't be what i thought she'd be like
  • Lorna: wait who's whatsherface?
  • me: the woman tom cheats with
  • i think his name is tom
  • Lorna: ooh
  • so much confusion
  • i thought the character was named whatshername for a second
15 December, 2012
  • laxmi: you guys are the same exact person
  • and he loves bob dylan!
  • and he's so messy!
  • lorna: omg a lot of people like bob dylan
  • laxmi: he does his laundry and then dumps his clothes on the ground
  • lorna: and ive gotten cleaner ok!
  • STOP IT
  • i dont do that!
  • laxmi: no but it's the combination of these things!
  • omg!
  • calm down
  • lorna: hahah
  • laxmi: didn't mean to offend you
  • lol
  • it was just an example
  • lorna: sorry yeah i realized that looked a lot angrier than i intended
  • laxmi: omg
  • i can't believe you just yelled at me
  • omg
  • lorna: i wasnt that angry
  • I M SORRY
  • laxmi: maybe you don't deserve nick after all!
  • hahah it's okay i'm just playin yo
  • lorna: NOO
  • ok its coo i was just playin too
  • nicola: if you wanna vidchat i am wearing my new perry the platypus shirt :)
8 December, 2012
  • lorna: i really like when i sing and just hear other peoples voices it makes me feel like i have a nice singing voice
3 December, 2012
  • lorna: last time i was so confused why she was up late at night
  • but then i realized it was 4 am for me and 7 for her
  • carolyn: lol
  • lorna: my sleep schedule is so messed up
  • nicola: #lornadoesntknowwhatsgoingon
  • carolyn: #ldkwgo
  • nicola: #itsathing
  • carolyn: #omgweresofunny
  • nicola: #frrlz
  • lorna: #let'sstophashtagging
24 November, 2012

Playing cod

  • Nicola: don't worry I got your back - oh fuck
  • *dies*