26 February, 2013

on why val joined a sorority

  • lorna: i think they got in n out one day
  • carolyn: that's how they get you
5 November, 2012
  • Carolyn: VALERIE'S ONLINE
  • Laxmi: OMG VAL
  • Valerie Chen has joined.
  • me: VAAAAAAl
  • Laxmi: VAL
  • Carolyn: VAL
  • Laxmi: VAAAAAAAALLL
  • Carolyn: VALVALVAL
  • Nicola: VAL
  • Laxmi: VAL I MISHED U
  • me: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlLLLL
  • Carolyn: VAAAAAAAAAAL
  • me: V
  • A
  • L
  • Laxmi: I MISSED UUUUUU
  • BABY V
  • Valerie: woah HI
  • Nicola: HEY BBV
  • me: E
  • R
  • I
  • E
  • WOOOOOO
  • Carolyn: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALERIE
  • Laxmi: ASJAISDLAJSIDL
  • me: are yo uon your period?
  • Laxmi: AW WE ARE ALL IN THE HIZZY NOW (:
  • me: do you want a different name?
  • Valerie: .....
  • Laxmi: WAIT CARO R U?
  • Nicola: no she isn't
  • Carolyn: no
  • me: she isnt ):
  • Carolyn: :(
  • Laxmi: NOOOOOOOOOO
  • TRY
  • TRY TO GET IT SOON
  • Nicola: loool
  • me: but i predict she will be soon
  • Carolyn: i'm expecting it in like a week or so...
  • Laxmi: VAL R U ON UR PERIOD
  • Nicola: val are you on your perioddd
  • Valerie: no
  • Laxmi: PLS SAY YES
  • NOOOOOOOOO
  • ):
4 August, 2012
  • everyone: where are laxmi and val? maybe we should call them.
  • tim: LAXMIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
  • *no response*
  • tim: ok they died.
  • *five seconds later we see laxmi swimming back*
  • laxmi: oh my god val almost died!!
14 July, 2012
i laugh every time i reread this conversation

i laugh every time i reread this conversation

13 February, 2012

After watching the blonde guy in fight club get brutally beat up with blood all over his face and everything

  • Val: did you know one direction was on nickelodeon yesterday?
13 January, 2012

having sex with one direction

  • lims: but, in reality, i don't think that i would actually have sex with them if they asked me.
  • val: WHAT???? WHY NOT???
  • lims: because i'm trying not to have sex with strangers anymore...
  • val: but you already have sex with strangers!
  • lims: but i'm trying not to do it ANYMORE
  • val: just have sex with them and THEN stop having sex with strangers
22 December, 2011
  • Lorna: the dog im dogsitting is just like rocky!
  • Carolyn: REALLY
  • Lorna: and he acts the same too!
  • Carolyn: CAN WE HAVE A DOGGY PLAYDATE
  • Lorna: YES!
  • except hes not staying at my house
  • Carolyn: what is his name
  • i will go tell rocky
  • Lorna: i have to go to their house and take him on walks
  • hahah
  • loki
  • whipser it in his ear
  • Carolyn: i will
  • Nicola: ok now i've seen two super pretty ppl on the [one direction] fan vid
  • Valerie: THEY ARE SO UGLY
  • Lorna: not all of them!
  • Valerie: MOST OF THEM
  • Nicola: GAIZ THEY SMILE AT THE GROUND AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM BEAUTIFUL
  • Laxmi: I AGREE WITH VAL
  • Nicola: STOP JUDGING
  • Laxmi: i saw 4 pretty people
  • that is all
  • Valerie: i saw less than that
  • Laxmi: OK WE ALL KNOW THAT ISN'T TRUE
  • i'm not saying ugly people are worthless
  • i am just saying
  • looks are not their strong point
  • Valerie: yeah im just saying they are ugly
  • not judging
  • Laxmi: but looks are not the most important thing in life! they have enthusiasm! which is good.
  • but they should make an audio thing, ok, not a VID
  • LOOOL VAL.
  • Valerie: YEAH
  • Carolyn: k i just told rocky
  • he is super excited
  • Lorna: yaay i telepathically told loki too
10 December, 2011

this was a long time ago

  • carolyn: do you want to be in the band? you actually sing.
  • valerie: yeah. why am i not the lead singer??
  • nicola: the band is LORNA XU and the studmuffins.
  • lorna: yeah why are you trying to steal my spot huh?
1 December, 2011
  • Carolyn: and valerie won't go with us either cause she's too busy watching one direction videos on her iphone :(
  • ...
  • Val: i can watch one direction vids on my iphone and shop at the same time you know.
29 November, 2011

this-feeling-wont-go:

im still testing you tomorrow [on one direction trivia] so you better be ready

o shit!!!!! i will avoid you all day

(Source: carosiii)