on why val joined a sorority

• lorna: i think they got in n out one day
• carolyn: that's how they get you

• Carolyn: VALERIE'S ONLINE
• Laxmi: OMG VAL
• Valerie Chen has joined.
• me: VAAAAAAl
• Laxmi: VAL
• Carolyn: VAL
• Laxmi: VAAAAAAAALLL
• Carolyn: VALVALVAL
• Nicola: VAL
• Laxmi: VAL I MISHED U
• me: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlLLLL
• Carolyn: VAAAAAAAAAAL
• me: V
• A
• L
• Laxmi: I MISSED UUUUUU
• BABY V
• Valerie: woah HI
• Nicola: HEY BBV
• me: E
• R
• I
• E
• WOOOOOO
• Carolyn: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALERIE
• Laxmi: ASJAISDLAJSIDL
• me: are yo uon your period?
• Laxmi: AW WE ARE ALL IN THE HIZZY NOW (:
• me: do you want a different name?
• Valerie: .....
• Laxmi: WAIT CARO R U?
• Nicola: no she isn't
• Carolyn: no
• me: she isnt ):
• Carolyn: :(
• Laxmi: NOOOOOOOOOO
• TRY
• TRY TO GET IT SOON
• Nicola: loool
• me: but i predict she will be soon
• Carolyn: i'm expecting it in like a week or so...
• Laxmi: VAL R U ON UR PERIOD
• Nicola: val are you on your perioddd
• Valerie: no
• Laxmi: PLS SAY YES
• NOOOOOOOOO
• ):

• everyone: where are laxmi and val? maybe we should call them.
• tim: LAXMIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
• *no response*
• tim: ok they died.
• *five seconds later we see laxmi swimming back*
• laxmi: oh my god val almost died!!

After watching the blonde guy in fight club get brutally beat up with blood all over his face and everything

• Val: did you know one direction was on nickelodeon yesterday?

having sex with one direction

• lims: but, in reality, i don't think that i would actually have sex with them if they asked me.
• val: WHAT???? WHY NOT???
• lims: because i'm trying not to have sex with strangers anymore...
• val: but you already have sex with strangers!
• lims: but i'm trying not to do it ANYMORE
• val: just have sex with them and THEN stop having sex with strangers

• Lorna: the dog im dogsitting is just like rocky!
• Carolyn: REALLY
• Lorna: and he acts the same too!
• Carolyn: CAN WE HAVE A DOGGY PLAYDATE
• Lorna: YES!
• except hes not staying at my house
• Carolyn: what is his name
• i will go tell rocky
• Lorna: i have to go to their house and take him on walks
• hahah
• loki
• whipser it in his ear
• Carolyn: i will
• Nicola: ok now i've seen two super pretty ppl on the [one direction] fan vid
• Valerie: THEY ARE SO UGLY
• Lorna: not all of them!
• Valerie: MOST OF THEM
• Nicola: GAIZ THEY SMILE AT THE GROUND AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM BEAUTIFUL
• Laxmi: I AGREE WITH VAL
• Nicola: STOP JUDGING
• Laxmi: i saw 4 pretty people
• that is all
• Valerie: i saw less than that
• Laxmi: OK WE ALL KNOW THAT ISN'T TRUE
• i'm not saying ugly people are worthless
• i am just saying
• looks are not their strong point
• Valerie: yeah im just saying they are ugly
• not judging
• Laxmi: but looks are not the most important thing in life! they have enthusiasm! which is good.
• but they should make an audio thing, ok, not a VID
• LOOOL VAL.
• Valerie: YEAH
• Carolyn: k i just told rocky
• he is super excited
• Lorna: yaay i telepathically told loki too

this was a long time ago

• carolyn: do you want to be in the band? you actually sing.
• valerie: yeah. why am i not the lead singer??
• nicola: the band is LORNA XU and the studmuffins.
• lorna: yeah why are you trying to steal my spot huh?

• Carolyn: and valerie won't go with us either cause she's too busy watching one direction videos on her iphone :(
• ...
• Val: i can watch one direction vids on my iphone and shop at the same time you know.